Batshit crazy Bill Shatner turned 75 yesterday! 75! He's the reason there's hope for us all; he's gone beyond making fun of himself, into parodying the parodys of the parodys! Isn't that how we all should live? Making fun of the wackier aspects of ourselves, and cashin' big checks for doing so? So, I, too, will lust after the Princess of The Green Computer and will hide behind paper mache rocks, for all the good it will do, which as it turns out, may not be so bad after all.
And if you're not careful...I'll record an album!