The "Rushmore" sessions, Day 1:
Tom: Teddy, Abe
TR: Hey! Where's George?
Abe: Yeah, is he late...again? Prima Donna!
Tom: George is in a pitch meeting with Warners on the West Coast, with Chickelit!
Abe: Is it that "Denture Movie" prequel again? No one wants a feature about the ancestor of an obscure Bond villain!
Tom: No, this is Bennie Arnold, Burn In Hell! Probably better with the tween demo anyway.
Abe: Who's playing him? Barry Bostwick? No powder needed for that wig! [raucous laughter]
TR: Hey, that's better than Mork from Orc! Was Russell Crowe busy that week or what?
Tom: or Nick Nolte
Abe: Uhhh... I didn't mind Raymond Massey...but I wouldn't try to kill Cary Grant!
JFK: Fellows, if we need a "Father of The Country", I'll be happy to, uh, fill in!
TR: Dude, give it up!