The "Rushmore" sessions, Day 1:
 Tom
Tom: Teddy, Abe
Abe: S'up
TR: Hey!  Where's George?
Abe: Yeah, is he late...again?  Prima Donna!
Tom:  George is in a pitch meeting with Warners on the West Coast, with Chickelit!
Abe:  Is it that "Denture Movie" prequel again?  No one wants a feature about the ancestor of an obscure Bond villain!
Tom: No,  this is 
Bennie Arnold, Burn In Hell! Probably better with the tween demo anyway.
Abe: Who's playing him?  Barry Bostwick?  No powder needed for that wig!  [raucous laughter]
 TR
TR:  Hey, that's better than Mork from Orc!  Was Russell Crowe busy that week or what?
 Tom
Tom:  or Nick Nolte
 Abe
Abe: Uhhh... I didn't mind Raymond Massey...but I wouldn't try to kill Cary Grant!
 JFK
JFK:  Fellows, if we need a "Father of The Country", I'll be happy to, uh, fill in!
 TR
TR:  Dude, give it up!