Is it wrong?

To love Gawker Stawker (the way it should be spelled, in proper NooYorkese!) the way I do?

To stab yourself in the hand while trying to get more cheese?

To actually want to see certain movies, months, nay years ahead? To demand their videos be sold in the lobby when you are leaving the theatre?

To help someone get all the letters up the coconut tree? Even the missing 'Y'? (oh, y, y, y, did that happen?)

To wait for the snow to go?

To enjoy the twinkly lights? To pretend that they are your fireplace which will always be behind you?

Just to enjoy toast?


Yeah...I thought not....